You asked.

So we delivered.

When Covid hit, I went crazy and changed my pricing to what every couple wants and no photographer (until now) offers...

fair pricing

One flat rate for all photography (AKA don't pay more because of the word "wedding"), no minimum coverage, $100 deposits, zero fee credit card payments etc...

zero risk

Everything is 100% refundable including your deposit, no questions asked.

awesome sauce-some

15+ years experience as a Queenstown pro photographer (cough!  Not old...I started young...really really young!).  100% 5 star Google Reviews.  Nuff' said...

And now....some pretty pictures.

(I DID TAKE THESE BY THE WAY)

But do we pass the test?

(I'm glad you asked...)

Photos

I love any sort of photography but Weddings make up 80% of my work these days.  To check out my various Photography Portfolios, click the button below.

Reviews

Read what my couples are saying about me because, as they say, the proof is in the pudding.  (Did somebody say pudding!?).  To check out my 100% 5-Star Google Reviews clcik the button below.

Talking Turkey

I don't do fancy-schmancy Packages and I don't charge more for the word "Wedding".  To check out my pricing, click anywhere on the button below.

I am SO available...

To check my availability, click on the button below or fill out the form at the bottom of this page.  I will reply within 24 hours.

But if you hate my guts...

...then run a mile!  Nothing will ruin your wedding day/photos faster than a photographer you aren't comfortable with.  Only way to figure out the answer is to pick a day and time that suits you and schedule a video chat with me by clicking on the button below.

How I work

OK, so "work" is a relative term...)

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YOU DO YOU

My "secret weapon" isn't really that secret.  If you are having fun and feeling relaxed, your photos are going to look natural and beautiful.

So, I put a huge amount of energy into making sure that you feel comfortable and relaxed during your shoot.  Because you are awesome.  So, if I can just help you to relax and be you, you will look awesome on camera.

Pretty obvious really, isn't it?

I'M A BIG IDIOT

This is my other "super power".  (Who knew that being a big idiot could be a super power?).

Most of the time my couples and clients are so busy laughing at something silly I've done or said that they forget to be nervous.  And I get awesome pix of them forgetting to be nervous.

See?  Super power...

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DON'T TAKE THE PHOTOS SERIOUSLY

There!  I said it!

I have said this to my couples for years but I still kind of feel that I'm going to get in trouble from the Union of Insta-famous Wedding Industry Types for actually putting it in print on my website...oh well, too late now I guess.

Yes, I really mean it.  Don't take your photos seriously.  Let's have some fun, be big idiots together (starting to see a theme here...?) and take some awesome photos of real humans (that's you) being real humans (still you) and having a hell of a time doing it.

Oh, hello!

Congratulations on making it all the way down here to the bottom of the page.  Let me introduce myself…

  • I’ve been shooting professionally for over 19 years (and I think I’m really starting to get the hang of it now). 
  • Relaxed, natural and fun is what I'm all about.
  • I’m tall and bald and slightly silly.
  • I looooooove coffee.  

If you have any questions or you'd like to check my availability and pricing for your shoot, please get in touch via this contact form.

Patrick

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